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Diary in
Sweden 2005-2006
9:e December
We woke up here in Arjeplog to a wonderful carpet of crystal white snow,
every centimetre of the landscape. What a wonderful sight! Does it exist
a more beautiful place in the whole
world? To move here was the best thing we have ever done. I shovelled
snow for the first time in many years and felt young again. In shovelled
the pavement. In the afternoon the came snowplough suffered the pavement
with snow and blocked the driveway again, I) had to take out the snow
shovel again. What a wonderful life!
12:e December
The sun has melted all our delicate snow, which is a disappointment. My
neighbour says that I shouldn’t worry myself, we will definitely have a
white Christmas. No snow at Christmas will of course sound horrible!
Bengt says that in the end of the winter we are going to have so much
snow that we never wants to see snow again. I do note believe that it’s
possible. Bengt is a brilliant person, in am happy of having him as our
neighbour.
14:e December
Snow, wonderful snow! It came 20 centimetres this night. The temperature
had sunk to – 20 C. The chill goat's everything to twinkle. The wind did
me a little cold, but I heated me up with shovelling the driveway and
the pavements. This is the life! The snowplough came again in the
afternoon and buried it all in snow again. In did note realize that I
should need to shovel so much snow, but I come actually in a great shape
this way.
15:e December
50 cm more. Sold my Volvo and bought a four wheel run car instead.
Purchased winter decks to my wife’s car and two more snow shovels.
My Wife wants us to buy a fireplace, if the electricity will stop
working, but I think it seems ridiculous. We don’t live in Alaska.
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-Swedish Meteorological warns for snowstorm
-Hydrological Institute alert general public
- new snowfalls are coming all over
South Sweden
- The oilprice continues to ascend.
- More people is hit of darkness depression's.
- New storm in the weekend: storm storms and snow chaos
- Aftonbladet ' s traffic competent: If you essence out drive
do not leave without a snow spade!
- “don’t go out driving!”
- Örnsköldsvik Feb. 17: snow storm
- “in worst case
only 4 wheeled cars will manage to drive”
- Truck partially blocking road 45
- Warnings for
snowchaos in southern Sweden
- Agda 75 years old was without power in 5 days
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16:e December
Snowstorm this morning. Fell down on the ice on the driveway when I was
salting it. It hurts as h*ll. My Wife laughed when she saw it… funny!
17:e December
Still long below zero degrees. The roads are to icy to go anywhere. The
electricity was gone for five hours. Nothing to do but staring on my
wife trying not to irritate her. We should have bought a fireplace, but
I won’t admit it to her. I hate when she is right. I cannot take that I
am freezing to death in own livingroom.
20:e December
The electricity is back again, but it came 35 centimetres more of that
white shit this night. More snow shovelling, it took the whole day. The
snowplough came twice today. Tried to find a kid that could shovel, but
they all said that they were busy with playing hockey. In think they
lied.
Phoned to the only iron business in Arjeplog in order to buy a snow
machine, but they were al sold. New ones will come in March. In think he
lied. Bengt says that I have to shovel otherwise the government will
come and do it and then send me a bill for the work. I think Bengt is a
liar too!
22:a December
Bengt was right about that we would have a white Christmas. It fell 32
centimetres more of that damn white snow this night it´s so damn cold
that it probably will not melt before August! It took me 45 minutes to
dress and shovel this morning, then I had to pee. When I undressed, peed
and dressed again I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bengt for
taking care of the snow clearance the rest of the winter since he of
course has a plough on his truck, but he says that he does not have
time. In think that the good damn crap is a liar!
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23:e December
Only 5 centimetres snow today. It’s zero degrees now. My Wife wanted me
to decorate the house for Christmas this morning. Is she entirely stupid
or? Why didn’t she ask me a month ago? She says that she told me, but I
believe the damn old lady son of a bitch is lying!
24:e December
Happy Christmas! 15 centimetres. The snow has become so damn hard
packing by the snowplough so I broke the shovel son of a bitch.
I think I had a heart attack too. If I ever see the man who drives the
snowplough I will catch his balls and drag him through the snow! I know
that the damn psycho hides himself around the corner and waits for me to
finish my shovelling, then he comes in 100 km/h with the damn snow,
laughing at me. The old woman wanted us to sing Christmas Carols while
we opened the Christmas gifts, but I was busy watching for the
snowplough.
25:e December
50 centimetres more of the damn snow!! Was snowed in. The thought of
shovelling makes my blood to boil. GOD I HATE SNOW!!! The snowplough
driver stopped today and asked me ho9w I felt, I hit that son of a bitch
in the head with the shovel…
26:e December
Still snowed in. What the hell made me move here, damn hole! It was all
HER idea. She goes me on the nerves…
28:e December
Still snowed in. The bitch makes me crazy.
29:e December
25 centimetres more. Bengt says that I must shovel the roof otherwise It
can collapse. Damn bonehead, does he think that I am entirely stupid or
what??
30:e December
The roof collapsed . The snowplough driver has sued me for 1 million for
hitting him in the head and the Bitch has gone to her mother
31:st December
Burnt up the damn house. No more snowshoveling here!!
8:e January
I feel so good. I love these small pills the gives me, but why am I tied
up to the bed?
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